May 14, 2007
Paris Hilton Starts Off Her Nun Regime At Church
Paris Hilton attended Sunday mass with Nicky and her mother for mother’s day. Who would of known she even goes to church? This must be the first candid of her at church. If you’re interested, it’s the Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills. Paris is the classic example of the Catholic church girl gone bad.
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton has been instructed to live like a nun to help her appeal case.
“She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail.
“They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to get her sentence reduced on appeal.”
“That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She’s got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime.”
May 9, 2007
Paris Hilton Will Likely Do Only 4-5 Days In Jail
Paris Hilton is likely to do only 4-5 days in jail and at most 22 days. According to the NYPost, Sean Tabibian, a spokes person for the L.A. County Sheriff’s office, said she’ll probably do less than 10 days due to overcrowding.
“Based on my experience, the likely scenario is that she’ll get credit for good behavior and will likely serve under 10 days. I’ve had clients who get a 10-day sentence and don’t even end up going in or going in for a few hours. I’m sure she was told about the shortened terms, so this asking for a pardon from the Governor is ludicrous.”
Paris Hilton will most likely not have a cellmate.
“I can’t imagine for the life of me why the Sheriff’s department would put her in general population and ask for that kind of attention,” he said. “If she so much as breaks a nail, her family will be all over them.”
Paris Hilton’s Pardon Petition To Schwarzeneggar
Paris Hilton is still driving. It would help her plea if she didn’t continue to violate the laws.
Paris Hilton has started an online petition addressed to Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar, to pardon her for DUI violation. She has already applied for an appeal for her 45 day jail sentence.
The petition claims “the American public who support Paris are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that drunk driving is wrong.” It also brings up that other celebrities did not go to jail for drunk driving.
The petition currently has over 15,000 votes, while the petition to send her to jail has over 24,000 votes. This pretty much rules out the the American public is appalled statement.
However, Schwarzenegger’s press secretary, Aaron McLear, says the governor has received no formal request to consider a pardon. He adds, “It would be premature for the governor to become involved in any case until the individual has exhausted their judicial remedies.”
Arnold should just say “Hasta la vista, Baby!“
Cameron Diaz Is Glad Paris Is Going To Jail
Cameron Diaz does not sympathize for socialite Paris Hilton. Cameron says her weekend was ruined by paparazzi surrounding Paris’ House after she was sentenced for 45 days in jail.
Cameron is reported by ‘Entertainment Tonight’ as saying: “She made her bad choices, she’s going to have to deal with it, that’s her journey.”
“She just has to get plastered all over the world. There were 10 helicopters above her house, which I live not too far from.
“I was like, ‘Could you please keep it down.’ We all suffer when Paris suffers.”
May 7, 2007
Paris Hilton Upskirt Plea To Paparazzi
Paris Hilton tells the paparazzi she doesn’t deserve to put in prison.
The day after she was sentenced to 45 days in the slammer for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license, Hilton walked outside her house and told a gaggle of camerapeople, “I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly.” Hilton called the sentence “both cruel and unwarranted” and added “I don’t deserve this.”
Cruel and unfair? I don’t think so. No one else would have gotten their suspension lifted. Any other person would have been thrown into jail a long time ago with a much harsher sentence. But instead, Paris only gets 45 days that doesn’t even start until June and she gets special perks in prison. C’mon now, I never heard of a prison mate being allowed time to do anything they want from showering, watching tv, or talking on the phone. She even gets 4 different colored jumpsuits.
May 3, 2007
Paris Hilton Looks Like Conan O’Brien
I never noticed it before, but does Paris Hilton looks strikingly like Conan O’Brien, or is it just me? She could pass for a female version of him or younger sister to me?
Anyways here’s some more photos of Paris at the Stoli Hotel opening in Los Angeles, CA. Stoli Hotel is a marketing event created by Stolichnaya Vodka, the best selling Russian vodka in the U.S., that will travel around major metropolitan cities.
It’s a unique advertising strategy the company came up with to create an event that will feel like a stay at a luxury hotel to create “the cutting edge of cocktail culture.” Stoli Hotel will stay in L.A. for one month.
April 22, 2007
Nicky Should Never Stand Next To Paris Hilton
Grand Opening of The Pearl at The Palms with Gwen Stefani in Concert
- After Party at Moon Nightclub
It’s not like Paris Hilton is super hot, it’s just that compare to her younger sister Nicky Hilton, she looks like a goddess.
Paris & Nicky Hilton Parties With Kevin Federline
That’s Hot! It’s finally happening, Paris Hilton finally started partying with Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline. The two were spotted at Jason Strauss Birthday Celebration at TAO Nightclub at The Venetian Hotel and Casino Resort. Not only Paris was pictured with kfed but also her one & only fugly sister Nicky Hilton! Somehow I feel these three belongs to each other. (famous for nothing celebrities)
April 17, 2007
Dummy Paris Hilton Offends Swiss Fans
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton shocked fans in the Swiss city of Basel, after announcing she was “delighted” to be in Zurich.
The socialite is in Basel promoting her new line of watches when she insulted at the Baselworld jewellery fair.
She said, “I am delighted to be here, it’s my first time in Zurich.”
Hilton also admitted she is snubbing her own line of watches in favor of time pieces by Rolex and Frank Muller.
April 16, 2007
Paris Hilton is Officially Not White But Orange
Samsung and Sprint Present the UpStage Country Club
I don’t think there’s any way to say it nicely, Paris Hilton is officially a fug. Did she not look at herself at the mirror before she left the house? Yeah, like that going to happen. I think Paris is one of the most self obsessed celebrity out there. Anyways, when I first saw these photos, I though she got something done like chemical peel or she fixed her retarded eye but in the end I think she just got too much tan.
